I wish I were not ignorant
    I wish I were not dumb
I wish my brains had not dissolved
   When I became a mum.
                                                      (that's right, blame the kids!!!)
I wish that I were sexy
    Like Britney *** Spears
But sexy with a bit of nous
    Between the *** ears
                                                  (she's not been too sexy recently, 
                            of course, but Kylie didn't rhyme with anything)
I wish that I were brainy
    And had a PhD
I wish for lots of real hits
   When someone googles me
                                              (although my namesakes are very
                                                                                     entertaining)
I wish that I had something
    Something that I could see
To help me grasp the reasons
    Why you make love to me

I wish I had the wisdom
   To walk along this line
Improbabilities abound
   And grecian gods are mine.
                                                                        (it does scan really)   

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